The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”. Submitted by porichoygupto t3_126jzi9 on March 30, 2023 at 11:19 AM in Jokes I’ve seen a lot of crazy criminals, … but this one takes the cake. 11 comments 85
Pkrudeboy t1_je9faq4 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:39 AM #2,480,242 It’s Lex Luthor. He stole 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens, and that’s terrible. 14
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_je9hwj8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:05 PM #2,480,817 Replying to Pkrudeboy (#2,480,242) Damn, wish I could maths. 1
unripenedboyparts t1_jea1bp9 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:39 PM #2,485,948 I think I found your suspect. He was at a party singing "Happy Birthday" like he FUCKING OWNED THE RIGHTS TO THE SONG. 2
Dependent_Word7647 t1_jea37zj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:53 PM #2,486,461 Replying to Pkrudeboy (#2,480,242) Love this meme so much lmao 2
FunAuntieEm t1_jeam6d8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:59 PM #2,491,444 No one can hold a candle to him. 1
deathtoallsubreddits t1_jebbq4a wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:42 PM #2,497,565 As Steven Seagal said, he's "gonna snatch every motherfucker's birthday." 1
flunky_the_majestic t1_jebqf2s wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:15 PM #2,501,180 Replying to unripenedboyparts (#2,485,948) It has been public domain for like 10 years 1
unripenedboyparts t1_jebx104 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:58 PM #2,502,786 Replying to flunky_the_majestic (#2,501,180) I know, bad joke. 1
flunky_the_majestic t1_jec1zpb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:33 PM #2,503,900 Replying to unripenedboyparts (#2,502,786) It's ok, this is the place for them 2
Academic_Cream1450 t1_jeds2la wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:01 AM #2,520,078 Replying to Pkrudeboy (#2,480,242) DC dictionary so meme worthy lol 1
Rough_Horror_5118 t1_jee10mq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:11 AM #2,522,070 He's part of a syndicate with many layers 1
Pkrudeboy t1_je9faq4 wrote
It’s Lex Luthor. He stole 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens, and that’s terrible.