Submitted by SexySwedishSpy t3_124ge31 in Jokes
Qalinx t1_jdzugbt wrote
Some guys rob a bank but all they could find were some yogurts. Feeling depressed that they have not found any money they eat all the yogurts and off they go. Next day, the boss comes back and ask the guard: mate, where do you keep the money in this bank ? The guard looks at him: we dont, this is a sperm bank.
uphill_iceskating_mf t1_je03y15 wrote
The real joke is always in the comments- not in this comment- but somewhere.
Puukkot t1_je069gp wrote
You mean the real joke is the comments we had along the way?
uphill_iceskating_mf t1_je06r5m wrote
Comments like this is why Reddit gold exists, and I’m unfortunately too broke to give it to you.
Puukkot t1_je06vr1 wrote
Aww, thanks.
damien665 t1_je0t2xs wrote
The real joke is the people who commented along the way
blobblet t1_je0mawj wrote
How does the boss not even know what kind of bank he is the boss of?
hiker1628 t1_je0ri07 wrote
The boss of the crooks
RecalcitrantHuman t1_je0rj4r wrote
He is a crime boss
Desertbro t1_je162y8 wrote
Not the boss of me
UBKUBK t1_je12t8x wrote
A sperm bank is also a business so likely has money someplace.
Brave_anonymous1 t1_je18i98 wrote
Yes, they keep the money somewhere in a table drawer. But the robbers reasonably went for the most secured vaults. And there was only yogurt...
jman904 t1_je1hb58 wrote
You’d think they’d keep the sperm in there!
Kermut t1_je0via2 wrote
Lies, there’s always money in the banana stand
[deleted] t1_je1k995 wrote
okay! i think I am going to throw up! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
UBKUBK t1_je6knz0 wrote
Hopefully they aren't Jack-tose intolerant.
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