rowdover t1_jdy87xw wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:37 AM

🙄 you should be ashamepooed

slowtree89 OP t1_jdy8jhr wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:39 AM

That's the thing captain I'm always ashamed.

aminKA90 t1_jdzd3n1 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:47 AM

There is no need for a soap opera.

Lazy-Dog- t1_jdyvam2 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:50 AM

Disoappointed

biloobab t1_jdy954t wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:44 AM

Never gonna read another CV the same again. ‟Worked as professional trouble shooter supporting clients all over the east coast”

Psychog4y t1_je1ifxn wrote on March 28, 2023 at 7:02 PM

Low soap esteem

amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdz7iy4 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 7:25 AM

Stop using shampoo to wash your hair!

Insist on REAL poo!

timestanley t1_je0tldx wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:27 PM

Same thing I call going to the bathroom after eating an entire pizza…

TimeOk8571 t1_je1z9pv wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:46 PM

He feels like the leading sudspect.

slowtree89 OP t1_je3fwqn wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:09 AM

I literally almost teared up reading this. Amazing.

TimeOk8571 t1_je43yt9 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 7:38 AM

Furthermore, he wanted to be dropped from the lineup, but didn’t want the detective to bend over for him.

Budget_Builder_979 t1_jdy9o3u wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:48 AM

I have been connedditioner

[deleted] t1_jdy9tdt wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:49 AM

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Salty-Highway-7284 t1_jdy9z1e wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:50 AM

Guilty it is?

Salnj t1_jdyknbj wrote on March 28, 2023 at 3:10 AM

Soap on a dope

veerbahadur9083 t1_jdynzdh wrote on March 28, 2023 at 3:39 AM

Guilty for ‘Rubbing the wrong way’

Traditional-Ad-3274 t1_jdytuhy wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:35 AM

I took one of those earlier

What do you call it when soap feels guilty?

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