Names for different types of Golf shots.

Submitted by Matelot67 t3_11wsscp in Jokes

There have been a number of humorous names for different types of golf shots, and I was wondering if anyone had heard of any more. Some examples:

Rock Hudson - A putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

Princess Grace - Should have used a driver, but didn't.

Princess Diana - Used a driver when they probably shouldn't have.

Adolf Hitler - Two shots in a bunker.

Tarzan - Swing from tree to tree.

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JamesyWamesy1 t1_jczwxbp wrote

JFK - when you're not sure if this is the ball you shot from the grassy knoll.

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Matelot67 OP t1_jczyxet wrote

Napoleon Putt - Not as short as you thought it was.

John Holmes - Longer than you thought it was.

Post op - Two lost balls on a hole.

Pre op - Found two balls where you didn't expect them.

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fauxfoxhake t1_jd1zcrc wrote

Stepsister - you're up there, but you shouldn't be. Paula Radcliffe - an ugly runner. Salman Rushdie - a bad read. Worm burner - a very low shot.

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DriftlessDairy t1_jdnm9v5 wrote

A Margarita rims the cup.

My Linda Ronstad Blue Bayou.

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