thanks, I hate it

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Upvote for a joke I've never heard before

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..

He asked the waiter, ‟What is that you just served?” The waiter replied, ‟Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!”

The cowboy, undaunted, said, ‟What the heck, I am on vacation, I’ll have some!” The waiter replied, ‟I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we’ll be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow”

The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, ‟These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, ‟Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins.”

Ratatouiee messed up

That took me way too long to get.

Excellent!

Repost, regurgitate....it's all the same

A man is lost in a desert when he finally spots a sign of civilization - a Mexican man sitting by a small shed with his trusty mule, and better yet, there's the road the man had been looking for.

He knows the last bus back to Tijuana comes down that road around 10pm.

Fearing he may have missed the bus, he asks the man with the mule:

"Excuse me señor, do you know what time it is?"

The Mexican man grabs the mule's balls and lifts them up a few inches and says:

"..eeeeh.. it's 9:51."

The lost man replies:

"Awesome! Thank you señor! I'm just in time to catch the bus! - but how could you tell the time by simply lifting that mule's balls?"

The man lifts the mule's balls up again and points just under them and says:

"You see that clock over there?"

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Don't know why I'm getting down voted for a joke that isn't always super obvious, but the matador (person who spurs n the bulls in the arena and makes a big spectacle of it) got killed by the bull and the guy is eating the persons testicles.

+1 against the stupid-ass downvotes just for you making a comment.

I don't get it

LMFAO!

basically there’s a clock in the distance that the mules balls are blocking, he lifts it up to be able to see the clock

It works better as a video skit. The guy is lounging and there is a clocktower. The donkey is chilling between the lounging guy and the clocktower and the balls are blocking the view.

That was so gross it was funny, or was it so funny it was gross? Either way I loved it! 😂

It's in one of the Cheech and Chong movies

That was nuts

Wrong joke I think, it looks like they were replying to the first joke where the Cowboy ate a man’s testicles.

That’s amazing.

My friend told me this joke

Heard it in another language before, always makes me chuckle

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ohhh thanks

r/tihi

or c*ck mispronounced?

Lmafo