But don’t worry! Doctors said I should be fine. However, I feel I should warn you that “Dyson Ball Cleaner” has a very misleading name.
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RecalcitrantHuman t1_jec7a7z wrote
That is awesome. Thanks for sharing
Jayson_Bonz t1_jeb5sdr wrote
I had one of those, no way in HELL would I use it on my sack. Too damn coarse, even the soft side.
krokar0 t1_jee3cvu wrote
I still don't understand how a company as dumb and bad as axe triumphs and this comercial and every other just shows how stupid the buyers are
regrettablyold t1_jealoep wrote
Lucky you didn't use one of the ball cleaners they have on golf courses.
notyou-justme t1_jebezvw wrote
You have to know somebody out there somewhere has definitely stuck their balls in one of those things and attempted to clean them.
dannyzaplings t1_jedhqvt wrote
Wow, yes, that most definitely must have happened before. Somehow life feels richer given this inevitability.
Greedyfox7 t1_jeatmu8 wrote
I cringed imagining that
Umpteenth_zebra t1_jebtdrn wrote
Ball == Sphere.
->
Dyson ball == Dyson sphere
->
You can use a Dyson ball cleaner to clean your solar powered energy collector around the sun.
ktka t1_jec4h9t wrote
Instructions unclear; dick stuck in sun spot. Aurora tonight in Florida.
Shporpoise t1_jecg7c8 wrote
That sucks dude.
ktka t1_jec49xx wrote
You let an Animal near your balls?
AnonymousBobC t1_jecwlzd wrote
Glad you won't Dy(e)so(o)n
cartooncande t1_jecbr7h wrote
Aww nuts
pickle133hp t1_jeckzuc wrote
Why own when you can just borrow?
Iron_Prick t1_jed3z8c wrote
Yeah, the ball cleaner at the golf course is misnamed as well
Big_Assistance_8312 t1_jegorz5 wrote
Well done, bravo.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_jeadstx wrote
Have a good laugh at this, then.