Submitted by masterbrand44 t3_120j6d1 in Jokes
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NasallyHost t1_jdhh26o wrote
This joke is so dark a cop probably shot it
SeanMatrix t1_jdhhmk1 wrote
me
refreshing_username t1_jdhktnq wrote
I just experienced reflexive shrinkage.
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdhl0cp wrote
It can shrink?
Adorable-Fondant5187 t1_jdhmcqx wrote
Cut rate
Rizzlaboy t1_jdhnn54 wrote
A scissors
Nephrelim t1_jdhoddh wrote
Oooh yeah. Especially when you don’t want it to.
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdhoisi wrote
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things
CFCYYZ t1_jdhqg6z wrote
An inexpensive circumcision is cut-rate, like 50% off.
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SafferCA t1_jdhx4x0 wrote
Gee...zus.
nipplepokies t1_jdhxh92 wrote
Great Clips
Payneful_Prose t1_jdhxp08 wrote
The sound of men around the world grunting echoed in my head.
RanCestor t1_jdhxq02 wrote
Even BBC had a news all report over it.
rascible t1_jdhyrpf wrote
Don't get all snippy
rascible t1_jdhyxkt wrote
They had received an anonymous tip..
rascible t1_jdhz187 wrote
Foreskin half off!
Cold_Table8497 t1_jdhzjj8 wrote
It's a snip at any price.
mtnavaholic t1_jdi0i70 wrote
Just take a little off the top.
No-Satisfaction1697 t1_jdi6d2e wrote
Chopped meat
masterbrand44 OP t1_jdi8ac8 wrote
The doctor sure got the tip
bluebird0713 t1_jdi9449 wrote
Well I don't know how to walk any other way
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdi9pwd wrote
Neither did Jerry or George.
bluebird0713 t1_jdia0qc wrote
Ah. Now I get the reference. Thank you
Alexito_714 t1_jdidw15 wrote
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
Shpadoinkle3052 t1_jdie1au wrote
Happy Cake Day!
DerekDemo t1_jdih9n9 wrote
5% off the top?
JayNsilentBoom t1_jdiifeb wrote
Can’t we all just pee-nice
DiasFer t1_jdiiz9o wrote
Happy cake day
kelly224 t1_jdikbt7 wrote
Am a woman and I felt some kind of pain from my genitalia. Is it weird? :)
headsr_llo t1_jdikx8l wrote
The title was the tip- off! HCD
AT0M1KA t1_jdikzgk wrote
Overused
Healthy_Ladder_6198 t1_jdisp2g wrote
Ouch
krabmeat t1_jdixyvf wrote
So I decided that I should get circumsized last week. I went to my doctor to ask what it would cost and when he told me all I could say was just "oh, that's too much..."
So instead I figured why not do a DIY job? So I went to my local hardware store and bought a nice little hand axe. I prepped an area in my workshop, pulled everything taut, and THWACK!
When I examined my handiwork, all I could say was "oh, that's too much..."
Payneful_Prose t1_jdiz8ix wrote
Thank you!!
Payneful_Prose t1_jdiz923 wrote
Thank you!!
Icom t1_jdj13zk wrote
You poor poor americans, here it's free.
Bonferroniuser t1_jdj9i3h wrote
I thought ‘hack job’, which is also pretty good.
celtsmaywin t1_jdjei7z wrote
Maybe just a cheap cut of meat
Humblefourier t1_jdhgcmy wrote
I did not see that coming.