Submitted by revolut1onname t3_122k7dd in Jokes
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduapfl wrote
Reply to comment by seavisionburma in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
There was a young lady from Venus,
whose body was shaped like a penis.
A fellow named Hunt
was shaped like a cunt,
so it all worked out fine, just between us.
seavisionburma t1_jduc0nx wrote
Fantastic. Love it.
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduc42f wrote
I have to confess, though …
That’s freshly stolen off of a Star Trek BBS, lol
seavisionburma t1_jducpib wrote
That's okay. I nick all mine from Rodney Rude 😜
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_jduecli wrote
I’ve written a few myself,
But they’re never quite as Delft.
I try to write poetry,
But it turns into pottery.
As a misrhyme falls off the shelf.
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