True_Tear_471 t1_jdjtt0i wrote
Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
„Hey honey, I've had a wildlife-vehicle collision.“ – „What did you hit?“ – „Fish.“
KiloJools t1_jdjxlwm wrote
I did that on a floating bridge once but I didn't think to make this joke at the time! Dang it!
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