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Luked0g44O t1_jdjj959 wrote

Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

“Honey, the carburetor is missing.” That’s right dear, they are all fuel-injected nowadays.”

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Few_Ear_1346 t1_jdlkbvy wrote

2 twin sisters are given identical VW bugs for graduating from high school. They each drive to the mall the next day to show their friends their new car. One of them starts crying and yells to her sister, "OH my God, my engine has been stolen! ". To witch, her sister replies, "Don't worry, there's a spare in the trunk. ".

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