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rascible t1_jdj0fi6 wrote

Reply to comment by FlashpointJ24 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel

Thief: "Your money or your wife" Henry Youngman "I'm thinking it over..."

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ChaseShiny t1_jdkvozs wrote

That's a rip on a Jack Benny classic: Benny's held up by a mugger, and has to decide between his money or his life

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RaiseOutside8472 t1_jdmdigj wrote

i and the home invader had a fruitless 3 hours trying to find some money he could steal in my house. in the end send him home as i saw his failure was getting to him mentally.

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