Submitted by LordFarhaams t3_11pcw1k in Jokes
Glorx t1_jbxqoez wrote
Jesus Christ had twelve apostles. Saint Peter was not the brightest of the lot. If he had used his brain, he would have married the couple on the spot.
Anonymous_Bozo t1_jbynicq wrote
Actually as the first pope he would have known:
Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
Glorx t1_jbyzpgl wrote
He must have forgotten that since he went looking for a priest anyway.
low_winter_sun t1_jbzw1jw wrote
Found the lawyer
posterholt t1_jc0wv1y wrote
The New Testament books were written between 70 and 300 years after Jesus was crucified and Peter was long dead. But who wants trivial details messing up the punchline of a good joke?
Dignans30yearplan t1_jbzfq0w wrote
You think he proofread Matthew's 1st draft?
Janek_Polak t1_jby6g0t wrote
Upvote for the rhyme.
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