BachsBicep t1_jdchg4j wrote
The next day a squirrel walks into the bar and orders a fruit salad. After he finishes eating he begins masturbating vigorously. The bartender is outraged and asks the squirrel what he thinks he's doing. In response the squirrel pulls out a dictionary and points to the entry on "squirrel", which reads: "Squirrel: a small rodent that lives in trees. Eats fruit and nuts."
regrettablyold t1_jdcp693 wrote
Good one, but what sort of bar serves fruit salad?
Bdellio t1_jdcwcsy wrote
A salad bar.
Bernardias t1_jdczgsq wrote
r/angryupvote
maxiewoxy t1_jdcq0ww wrote
Fruit salad? Yummy yummy.
Cowboy_Reaper t1_jdd234r wrote
Wiggle Wiggle
bdchrisp23 t1_jdcudv5 wrote
Obviously the one that that squirrel goes to!!
dejomatic t1_jdcu16a wrote
The same one that serves a cheese sandwich
SaintCholo t1_jdf8k3b wrote
He meant tossed salad
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