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BachsBicep t1_jdchg4j wrote

The next day a squirrel walks into the bar and orders a fruit salad. After he finishes eating he begins masturbating vigorously. The bartender is outraged and asks the squirrel what he thinks he's doing. In response the squirrel pulls out a dictionary and points to the entry on "squirrel", which reads: "Squirrel: a small rodent that lives in trees. Eats fruit and nuts."

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regrettablyold t1_jdcp693 wrote

Good one, but what sort of bar serves fruit salad?

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