dgrewgwe t1_jebfjuf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:06 PM

#2,498,521

A large medium.

SolidOffense48 t1_jebgqsy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:13 PM

#2,498,844

Oh snap,

Is this a stereotype though? I've never heard it before.

boxfullofirony t1_jebk46k wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:35 PM

#2,499,705

A virgin

Sir_Bruh9 t1_jebm2ls wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:47 PM

#2,500,162

You got it from that one post lol

DrBarry_McCockiner t1_jebq8xg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:14 PM

#2,501,135

Replying to boxfullofirony (#2,499,705)

I was gonna say a Scottish virgin. oh, well, you beat me to it. good job

Odd_Jellyfish_1053 t1_jebssaw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:30 PM

#2,501,784

A ramborghini?

Waitsfornoone t1_jec3rzy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:46 PM

#2,504,354

What do you call 4 sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A Brothel.

InvincibleZote t1_jec6wsr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:08 PM

#2,505,083

Ewe-sain Bolt

Mihu_Jwang t1_jecthte wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:56 AM

#2,511,168

Ram jet

Sazzy_pants t1_jed4ovn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:29 AM

#2,514,314

A Baa-ston Martin

justlikeyouonlyworse t1_jed94wf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:10 AM

#2,515,504

Put it in a swim suit and let it drive a sports car - you got a Lamb Bikini

davidrangelv t1_jed9fk5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:13 AM

#2,515,579

Replying to InvincibleZote (#2,505,083)

Hahahahahhaahhahha

OnJetways t1_jedbsug wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:37 AM

#2,516,233

What do you call a suicidal sheep?

A wooly jumper

75richy t1_jeddwkn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:59 AM

#2,516,781

Space-sheep

Dottsterisk t1_jees00r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:17 PM

#2,530,631

Replying to DrBarry_McCockiner (#2,501,135)

“What do you call the fastest sheep in Scotland?” would be a fine setup for a one-word punchline.

mittensmalloy t1_jefz66r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:00 PM

#2,544,576

I was looking for....Ewe-sane bolt

RubbishForcedProfile t1_jeg1wml wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:18 PM

#2,545,420

Replying to Odd_Jellyfish_1053 (#2,501,784)

Stallone's sheep

What do you call a really fast sheep?

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