boxfullofirony t1_jebk46k wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:35 PM

A virgin

DrBarry_McCockiner t1_jebq8xg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:14 PM

I was gonna say a Scottish virgin. oh, well, you beat me to it. good job

Dottsterisk t1_jees00r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:17 PM

“What do you call the fastest sheep in Scotland?” would be a fine setup for a one-word punchline.

InvincibleZote t1_jec6wsr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:08 PM

Ewe-sain Bolt

davidrangelv t1_jed9fk5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Hahahahahhaahhahha

Odd_Jellyfish_1053 t1_jebssaw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:30 PM

A ramborghini?

RubbishForcedProfile t1_jeg1wml wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:18 PM

Stallone's sheep

Waitsfornoone t1_jec3rzy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:46 PM

What do you call 4 sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A Brothel.

dgrewgwe t1_jebfjuf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:06 PM

A large medium.

Sir_Bruh9 t1_jebm2ls wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:47 PM

You got it from that one post lol

Mihu_Jwang t1_jecthte wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:56 AM

Ram jet

Sazzy_pants t1_jed4ovn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:29 AM

A Baa-ston Martin

justlikeyouonlyworse t1_jed94wf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:10 AM

Put it in a swim suit and let it drive a sports car - you got a Lamb Bikini

OnJetways t1_jedbsug wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:37 AM

What do you call a suicidal sheep?

A wooly jumper

75richy t1_jeddwkn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:59 AM

Space-sheep

mittensmalloy t1_jefz66r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:00 PM

I was looking for....Ewe-sane bolt

SolidOffense48 t1_jebgqsy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:13 PM

Oh snap,

Is this a stereotype though? I've never heard it before.

What do you call a really fast sheep?

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