There’s plenty of fish in the sea, but until you catch one you’re stuck holding your rod
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Yonchi05 t1_je3r7n0 wrote
You will do better once you master baiting.
muffledSurplice t1_je3rpji wrote
And until you catch something, you can use your time to become a master baiter.
Oli_VK OP t1_je3sshv wrote
Okay that was perfect
MinFootspace t1_je3wusb wrote
Dating is like fishing : it's the best with your dad.
mojojojojo369 t1_je41oco wrote
Both requires lots of patience and skill, and a net if things go south
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_je441qh wrote
unless you wanna dive in with a speargun
Boredummmage t1_je45xyp wrote
I definitely read this as: Dating is like fisting…
Was thinking I might need to know the Punch line, but in this case I guess it was implied/applied?
Informal-Education47 t1_je48pdl wrote
If you use a net that's too wide you might catch crabs
[deleted] t1_je4b4dg wrote
absolute gold.
mrtipbull t1_je4da02 wrote
Now I understood why her vaj jay smelled like that
danxmanly t1_je4hp3e wrote
Fell for that one hook, line and sinker.
mottylthecat t1_je4rsd4 wrote
Why is my pink worm still limp?
TimeOk8571 t1_je4skwz wrote
The wrong one may rob you of your balance at the river bank.
the_taz_man t1_je4yl9v wrote
Fish market enters the chat!!!!
Objective_Resolve833 t1_je52eb1 wrote
Sometimes the catch goes bad quickly and makes a huge stink.
freekoout t1_je54zfh wrote
Well you still have to hold your rod after you catch it... Sometimes just like dating
Diligent_Jackfruit60 t1_je577ez wrote
Remember, it's not the size of the rod, it's knowing what to do with the rod you've got
PonchiBear t1_je587tc wrote
Anyone else wanna tackle this one?
3DigitMillionaire t1_je58kjo wrote
If you really want to you can always hook her
papatim t1_je5c4p1 wrote
Everything I reel in looks like a fish?
Diablojota t1_je5edte wrote
The real joke is always in the comments.
AirbagOff t1_je5fbli wrote
Nice try, old chum.
Aggravating_Shape134 t1_je5ll1f wrote
Nothing like eating a fish you've caught yourself
esDenchik t1_je5pm29 wrote
And you catch only whales
McStroyer t1_je5utb8 wrote
>The realreel joke is always in the comments.
Missed a golden opportunity there
ALFERALFER t1_je5yda0 wrote
Because you never know what you are going to catch?
bigjonny13 t1_je66abr wrote
If you catch anything good, let minnow
EduArt_Paper t1_je67o7p wrote
Dating is like fishing. You have to bait your hook just right, cast your line, and then pray that you don't catch a bottom-feeder.
masshiker t1_je6ltvy wrote
Hey, my fly is down.
HarryHacker42 t1_je6p9cb wrote
It is my rod and my staff that give me courage.
Besides restful waters, it leads me, it refreshes my sole.
baby_fart t1_je77mev wrote
In my experience, you can be a master baiter and never catch one.
baby_fart t1_je77sy6 wrote
And a lot of beer.
Mcshiggs t1_je7b5ul wrote
Dating is like fishing, both are easier with dynamite.
Larkson9999 t1_je7h6pn wrote
It was the one that got away.
anon-mally t1_je7l6yw wrote
Teach us o master
Diablojota t1_je7njq5 wrote
Dang! Nice one!
Candlelover1 t1_je7up3x wrote
I suck at fishing. Maybe that’s why I also suck at dating.
SkullFumbler t1_je84g4p wrote
AND BAITIN
SkullFumbler t1_je84ig9 wrote
Jig is up
Holiday_Doctor_3418 t1_je85c6e wrote
When you’re successful, your fingers will smell like fish
pedromcpinto t1_je3qpl5 wrote
Ever think we are avoiding you for a reason?