Submitted by h3llofaRide t3_1204seu in Jokes
Holyholyhobo t1_jdg92hd wrote
Corrected:
I stole a woman’s umbrella yesterday. That brings the total number of women I’ve made wet in my lifetime to one.
[deleted] t1_jdgevs6 wrote
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wish_i_were_a_saiyan t1_jdghbja wrote
That's extra protection
legends_never_die_1 t1_jdhjjae wrote
its like using 2 condoms
TheCheeseGod t1_jdgzn9p wrote
I reckon your count is still somewhere around negative 12.
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