Doctor: Bend over please.

Doctor: Your rectum is very tight, i'll go a bit deeper.

Doctor: Do you feel it when i move my finger like this ?

Patient: Yes, it tickles a bit

Doctor: And now ?

Patient: Oh my, don't move so fast !

Doctor: Ok, i'm done, now i will pull my finger out.

Patient: So how is my prostate ?

Doctor: Your what ?

Patient: What ??

Doctor: What ?