When we have sex, it’s always the same.

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[deleted] t1_je4z3xx wrote on March 29, 2023 at 1:33 PM

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Zadok47 t1_je53v13 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:08 PM

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Be thankful you're still having it.

palebluedotcitizen t1_je5haeb wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:37 PM

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My wife and I are bisexual, when I want sex she makes me buy it.

peter_the_martian t1_je5i7kj wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:43 PM

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My girlfriend is really a hands-on type of gal.

In fact, she is a hand. I call her Rosie Palmer. She’s always there for me

Antigon0000 t1_je5pk6r wrote on March 29, 2023 at 4:30 PM

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Replying to Zadok47 (#2,448,028)

If you're not, it's time to gooooo

torlamite t1_je6glo8 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 7:21 PM

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I hear this in Rodney Dangerfield's voice and mean that as a compliment

unripenedboyparts t1_je6shnb wrote on March 29, 2023 at 8:37 PM

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Booooooooo.

Upvote.

Waitsfornoone t1_je7gx59 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 11:29 PM

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Replying to peter_the_martian (#2,450,906)

Jackson Browne wrote a song about it: "Rosie."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Zp3jtJ_Mc

JADW27 t1_je8i41v wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:30 AM

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This is a take on an old Robin Williams joke (around 2:00in the video).

Legitimate_Curve8185 t1_jeaesnz wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:12 PM

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Replying to peter_the_martian (#2,450,906)

Palmer twins and their combined 10 daughters.