She said she was sorry she married me

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rarelyclap t1_je8ka6u wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:52 AM

#2,474,280

OH! Goddamn!

pip2bit t1_je8kc8z wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:53 AM

#2,474,299

u/fourwordreplies, you are a man of your word it seems.

wjeasy t1_je8kg0i wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:54 AM

#2,474,317

Even I felt that

Look_Specific t1_je8pixf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:53 AM

#2,475,443

Wife apologizes. Check garden for any pods....

ghostmosquito t1_je8xvz8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:46 AM

#2,476,989

Loll

doginjoggers t1_je93p32 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:12 AM

#2,477,944

Pow, right in the feels

regrettablyold t1_je9b8a4 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:54 AM

#2,479,350

Makes that "til death do us part' thing a bit more ominous.

Celldragon t1_je9cjid wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:09 AM

#2,479,651

r/TwoSentenceSadness

xtrmist t1_je9n0eg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:50 PM

#2,482,070

Replying to Look_Specific (#2,475,443)

Nice reference!

Worried_Geologist865 t1_jeah122 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM

#2,490,099

Replying to rarelyclap (#2,474,280)

Right!

Worried_Geologist865 t1_jeah3vt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:27 PM

#2,490,124

I’d say run, something wicked this way comes.

ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jeajrl5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:44 PM

#2,490,823

HEY-OHHHHHH

Antique_Direction255 t1_jebq2eg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:12 PM

#2,501,090

Night in the ruts

Gamecube76 t1_jeciexa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:32 AM

#2,508,045

Omg, something that happens 1 in a trillion.