She said she was sorry she married me

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Look_Specific t1_je8pixf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:53 AM

Wife apologizes. Check garden for any pods....

xtrmist t1_je9n0eg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:50 PM

Nice reference!

wjeasy t1_je8kg0i wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:54 AM

Even I felt that

doginjoggers t1_je93p32 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:12 AM

Pow, right in the feels

regrettablyold t1_je9b8a4 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:54 AM

Makes that "til death do us part' thing a bit more ominous.

rarelyclap t1_je8ka6u wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:52 AM

OH! Goddamn!

Worried_Geologist865 t1_jeah122 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Right!

ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jeajrl5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:44 PM

HEY-OHHHHHH

Celldragon t1_je9cjid wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:09 AM

r/TwoSentenceSadness

Worried_Geologist865 t1_jeah3vt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:27 PM

I’d say run, something wicked this way comes.

Antique_Direction255 t1_jebq2eg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:12 PM

Night in the ruts

Gamecube76 t1_jeciexa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:32 AM

Omg, something that happens 1 in a trillion.

pip2bit t1_je8kc8z wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:53 AM

u/fourwordreplies, you are a man of your word it seems.

ghostmosquito t1_je8xvz8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:46 AM

Loll