If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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[deleted] t1_je3v4d5 wrote
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fh3131 t1_je3vsum wrote
He he he
[deleted] t1_je3vuwm wrote
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o1i_ t1_je44jmx wrote
let him cook
fallenbur t1_je48vg6 wrote
Thanks Heimerdinger
melvinsylar7 t1_je4a9j9 wrote
> What do you do with a sick chemist?
Cook the purest meth with him from my RV
TraditionalRide8633 t1_je4ntyb wrote
Give him NaHCO3
Sign-Spiritual t1_je4u1t9 wrote
Salty much? Lol
Sign-Spiritual t1_je4u5ac wrote
That’s rather noble of you!
Sign-Spiritual t1_je4uk3c wrote
Quickly request a reduction and subsequent hydrogenation of phenylethylamines. Amirite?
jonnybeme t1_je4xyc5 wrote
Oh OP, you’re such a pill.
Stringy63 t1_je50dml wrote
Such levity
SpecialBumblebee6170 t1_je533uk wrote
Lmao
thisishans t1_je541wp wrote
I would throw sodium chloride at you. But I don't want to get arrested.
Because that's a salt...
hairybogwoppit t1_je5c3hr wrote
Never met one so don't have a clue, but thanks to this place i'll now know exactly not what to do.
CroakyPyrex t1_je5cezf wrote
This joke shows up periodically.
Fit-Philosopher-3721 t1_je5dt2x wrote
Make sure nothing breaks bad!
melvinsylar7 t1_je5fk8i wrote
Well nothing bad breaks either
Engage69 t1_je71nd1 wrote
The only correct answer.
NDodma01 t1_je7wk4y wrote
Oh you cadmium
TriathLin t1_je8lx3l wrote
Cesium and send him to Uranus?
DomeAcolyte42 t1_je9smgk wrote
Damn, my mind went straight to barium. Don't tell me if you're sick, I guess.
1983Targa911 t1_jea2mng wrote
If they resist, then you must cesium.
noClassify474 t1_je3upoj wrote
This is why all the chemists argon