Submitted by FunnyGoNow t3_11qhaow in Jokes
Alarm Cock
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Maleficent-Ad-2216 t1_jc3qdeo wrote
Cellmate
Scoob1978 t1_jc3ratm wrote
Alarm cock sounds like the first signs of an STD.
not_a_droid t1_jc4bg17 wrote
the need to piss? Oh wait I forget, I am old
RandomBrakeLights t1_jc4fz7z wrote
Early Riser
mycoolredditname99 t1_jc4qhti wrote
My alarm cock has to use the bathroom 3 times during the night. That's how it wake me up.
Practical-Height6940 t1_jc4qlin wrote
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo
Overdog_McNab t1_jc4yb4p wrote
Rise and stroke!
Ludwigofthepotatoppl t1_jc4yyat wrote
If a tree rises in the woods and you’re asleep, does it wake you up?
Scevs t1_jc57f68 wrote
Your mom.
Giyuus_SLut t1_jc57mwa wrote
Its funny getting morning wood
...Funny until you realise you're a girl.
jbeech- t1_jc59k44 wrote
Stiffer pisser whizzer.
9fingfing t1_jc5vcl0 wrote
That is a potent one!
Relative_Potato_2303 t1_jc63kks wrote
Wood Morning 😭🤣
FreddiesA-fag t1_jc67o8h wrote
Wood morning to you sir
spidermike4498 t1_jc6r3wg wrote
The 2×4 when you fall asleep on the job.
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mileswilliams t1_jc70a27 wrote
Dawn Horn
Morning Glory (also a really delicious Thai dish)
DavidtheCook t1_jc7cg60 wrote
Scoutmaster!
hello__cake t1_jc7mm0c wrote
an alarm cock
dgkimpton t1_jc3eo56 wrote
Haha. Good one.