Submitted by shot_collar t3_yjcryn in InternetIsBeautiful
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sir-lagrange t1_iuocb5j wrote
It is really first world privilege to say that dysentery doesn’t kill you and just makes you poop constantly.
You die from dehydration if you can’t find enough clean water which is still the case in some places today.
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Jay_TThomas t1_iuod9wo wrote
Well that’s not realistic. Dumb as hell
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SirPoopsackWilliams t1_iuohxx6 wrote
Good thing this game is for a first world audience and not targeted to people who can't even get clean water. That would be really insensitive otherwise.
It's Oregon trail dude. Not everything needs to be so serious.
GlumMetal2615 t1_iuoigsa wrote
Sucks to suck
Rectal_Fungi t1_iuojrx4 wrote
We have a list of US presidents that died of diarrhea.
recumbent_mike t1_iuokpc1 wrote
More of a running total, really.
Steez_Whiz t1_iuomj2a wrote
Lol no one's making you play this dumb, obvious-joke version of an ancient video game. why care this hard?
standardtrickyness1 t1_iuopo4f wrote
Serious question can't you pretty much make water safe to drink by boiling it?
NSA_Chatbot t1_iuopz43 wrote
Wasn't a lot of that from the bad water in the White House?
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Rectal_Fungi t1_iuoqqyw wrote
Runny total, I imagine.
sooninthepen t1_iuoqvao wrote
Of course sir poopsack supports this
AnaBanona t1_iuor06v wrote
Did you know you could just keep scrolling? You should try it sometime.
Epicritical t1_iuos05s wrote
Back in my day we had dysentery going uphill. Both ways.
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firstwaswhen t1_iuou56w wrote
To be fair he is just offering his opinion. Nothing wrong with that. Although it is kinda silly.
He-is-climbing t1_iuouffq wrote
Sometimes, it depends what is contaminating the water. Boiling kills many common bacteria like salmonella and e-coli so water centers will send out boil advisories if they detect those types of contaminations and you will be fine in that case. Sometimes it isn't bacteria themselves that make you sick, but the waste products and those will remain after boiling (especially common if the water was stagnant). Sometimes water is unsafe because of chemical contamination and that is also unaffected by boiling.
Some bacteria and viruses can survive boiling, so it is more of a reduction of risk rather than truly making it safe.
OuidOuigi t1_iuoujzf wrote
Depends on where the water came from. Many things like heavy metals and harmful chemicals remain.
It would be a good idea to look up the information for yourself since you shouldn't take advice on Reddit. But mostly to know more about the different situations with the water you may come across.
hippyengineer t1_iuovlr1 wrote
It took dude 4 seconds to type his comment. If he made a 4 page diatribe you’d have a point.
PretendsHesPissed t1_iuow58c wrote
Whenever I hear of something shitty, I think of my brother.
My brother recently got dysentery and kicked the bucket.
That’s why we use a toilet now.
Ok_Tangerine346 t1_iuoxesf wrote
Some places still is
JusticiarRebel t1_iup0hzk wrote
I found most medical problems in that game could be solved by stopping and resting until that person was healed. Increasing rations also helped. Of course the tradeoff is wasted time and resources.
glibbed4yourpleasure t1_iup2j20 wrote
Cholera has entered the chat
ShastaMcLurky t1_iup60f6 wrote
I thought I had it figured out. I was 3/4 across the country skipping a poop and relieving every other one. Then the dirty breeches got me. I died dissin’ Terry
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gubodif t1_iup90a7 wrote
And lots more fun.
_AlreadyTaken_ t1_iupd0c4 wrote
The colitis wagon train. They marked their route all the way from St Louis.
Batman_Owl t1_iupdl3d wrote
It's all downhill from here.
its_bme t1_iuph12v wrote
PrincessBubblegummm t1_iupkgep wrote
My city has a current outbreak of Shigella which is basically the same as dysentery. Sad :(
Sok_Taragai t1_iupky73 wrote
Or just get some Taco Bell and LARP it.
catnip-catnap t1_iuplffc wrote
Cool, instead of ulcerative colitis I can say I have dysentery, that sounds way more badass
DuncansGirl t1_iuplx15 wrote
And without shoes in the snow!
3Cheers4Apathy t1_iupmhkc wrote
And you added on your fingers and when you had to subtract you had them amputated.
Roxerz t1_iupopw1 wrote
Curious but how come seals and all the other animals shit naturally on the beach but we can't? Not that I would..
Globo_Gym t1_iupoydd wrote
Its why the Romans mixed wine with their water.
Roxerz t1_iupoyzz wrote
Get out of here with your sound logic. We got Oregon to trail.
thlayli_x t1_iuppk6v wrote
/r/yourjokebutworse
Thundersson1978 t1_iupq1ze wrote
You die of dehydration.
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Haephestus t1_iupsf1g wrote
It won't let me buy rolls of TP after a while. The mechanic is broken.
Revolutionary-Stay54 t1_iupv45u wrote
Camp Lejeune and Flint have entered the conversation.
Roxerz t1_iupvxb0 wrote
Thank you for the detailed response.
tempura_calligraphy t1_iupycs6 wrote
In a blizzard. And a drought!
tempura_calligraphy t1_iupyitw wrote
No, if you waited, you ate all your supplies.
Rectal_Fungi t1_iupyppx wrote
What joke
TheGreyFencer t1_iuq8nm4 wrote
And cheaper to drink mountain dew.
Spitdinner t1_iuq93k1 wrote
Beer is just water that’s both safe and fun for medieval Europeans.
Galaghan t1_iuq9y7p wrote
Yes but you too tho.
TheThiefMaster t1_iuqbz09 wrote
To add to what others are saying, if the problem is chemical contamination you fix it by distillation, aka more boiling.
Dshark t1_iuqc1ii wrote
We’re more susceptible to our own bacteria.
Source: I don’t have one. That’s pure lazy speculation.
FootJello t1_iuqgv8h wrote
How did homie get dysentery?
RacingMindsI t1_iuqikt0 wrote
Constant pooping does however kill you...
PM_ME_UR_WEIRD_HOBBY t1_iuqjua2 wrote
You missed the joke of the person you replied to, and then tried to make the same joke. But worse, because less subtle.
Rectal_Fungi t1_iuqkx0v wrote
Almost like that was the point. Seems the Down's woke up.
DandyLion23 t1_iuqkz3r wrote
Pooping - The journey
the_bionic_investor t1_iuqnj6u wrote
We need to expand this list.
the_bionic_investor t1_iuqnq3l wrote
If only sitting on my ass and eating cured all ailments, I’d be invincible.
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PretendsHesPissed t1_iuqx2ci wrote
Prolly from the bucket we were shitting in.
MuddyWaterTeamster t1_iuqyhny wrote
Jackson, Mississippi still can’t drink, cook, or bathe with their tap water, which has been coming out brown since August.
uniquepassword t1_iuqyr0l wrote
>Camp Lejeune
I swear this pops up more and more on TV now and I've even seen a few YouTube ads for it like wtf is this big news all of the sudden?
88cowboy t1_iuqza1k wrote
It was a shitty point.
Khaldara t1_iuqzqn9 wrote
> ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Poop
- Golden Corral
Jamessuperfun t1_iur26n6 wrote
>I thought the money would be better spent on plumbing, or to train local plumbers, but I guess that takes more time to payoff
Probably also a dramatic difference in the scale of the cost. Putting up some posters is much cheaper than building out infrastructure, and you still need people to decide to use it once built.
Gusdai t1_iur6c53 wrote
It's a matter of numbers.
One human sh*tting on the beach is fine. A whole village and it's not. Villages all along the coast doing it, that's an issue.
Animals don't usually live in the same numbers as humans; for animals living in large colonies I don't know how they avoid diseases. Maybe they don't, and their young ones dying of diarrhea is common?
For the story, New York City used to dump raw sewage out at sea, through a long pipe. It caused issues, so they tried to dump further at sea (for more dilution), but it never solved the issue, so they ended up treating their sewage instead, like a normal city.
somebodymakeitend t1_iur9skk wrote
How can we make Oregon Trail political??
Unit88 t1_iurc3p7 wrote
That's just pointless
ihatethisjob42 t1_iurixau wrote
Damn is that still going on? I remember hearing that the issue would resolve by itself over time.
MuddyWaterTeamster t1_iurjcv6 wrote
The state of emergency just got extended to November 22.
truthm0de t1_iurqqnj wrote
Thanks, came here to say the dehydration bit.
NorthWindMN t1_iurx6km wrote
Maybe you making that point is the point of the subreddit.
Rectal_Fungi t1_ius5o6m wrote
And the ball keeps rollin.
Shuggaloaf t1_iv6bejs wrote
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4-HO-MET- t1_iv7q6g4 wrote
That’s awesome
4-HO-MET- t1_iv7s5h7 wrote
I was so mad. I can’t for the love of fuck stop EVERY TWO DAYS?
Then you skip one and DONE
orion1836 t1_iuoa7d8 wrote
Sounds like a shitty remake :)