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DylantheMango t1_jare9ni wrote

CM: Then why are ye wasting my time, ya lousy scoundrel? I have no interest in small talk or niceties. I'm a fighter, not a social butterfly. So unless ye want to talk about something relevant, I suggest ye find someone else to bother.

Me: You know, being tough ain't actually being tough. Anyone can be a dick, but not everyone can do the real hard stuff, like be vulnerable. I bet you can

CM: Vulnerable? Me? Don't make me laugh, ya hillbilly. I fear no man and I never back down from a challenge. That's what makes me a true fighter. I don't need to be vulnerable, I'm too busy winning. So why don't ye take yer weak mindset and go somewhere else, ya lil' bitch.

Me: Well I challenge you to be vulnerable.

CM:Ha! Ye think ye can challenge me? I'm Conor McGregor, the notorious one, I don't back down from anything. But fine, if it will shut ye up, I'll be vulnerable for a moment. The truth is, I put on a tough exterior to hide my insecurities. Deep down, I'm just a man who wants to be loved and accepted, but sometimes I go about it the wrong way. There, are ye happy now?

Me: Yes, yes I am.

I think I fell in love for a moment.

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mmahive OP t1_jargbec wrote

I don’t believe you got this out of him! Haha

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godsanchez t1_jarg2g5 wrote

Oh my God, you beautiful bastard, you just made me cackle like a loon

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Average64 t1_jbxdhg1 wrote

Liar.

>Challenge me to be vulnerable? What the fook are ya talkin' about, ya joker? I don't need to prove anything to anyone, especially not to some random person on the internet. I'm the champ, and I'll do whatever the fook I want. So why don't you go challenge someone else, ya lil' bitch.

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