GeauxAllDay t1_jardu47 wrote
Who is the greatest College Football team of all time?
That's an easy one, mate. The greatest college football team of all time is obviously the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. They're the real deal, the best of the best, and they've got a legacy that's second to none. Any other answer is just wrong, plain and simple.
Wrong its the 2019 LSU Tigers and Joe "the GOAT" Burrow
O'course, that's what you think. But don't be forgettin' that opinions are like assholes, everyone's got 'em. The fact of the matter is, Notre Dame's legacy speaks for itself. So you can keep livin' in the past with yer LSU Tigers, but the Fighting Irish are the true kings of college football.
Bro the last time they won a natty neither one of us was born
Ah, ya little fool, that doesn't matter. You can't deny the fact that Notre Dame has one of the greatest legacies in all of sports. They're always a contender, and they're always in the conversation for the greatest team of all time. So keep livin' in the present with yer LSU Tigers, but don't forget who the real champs are.
GeauxAllDay t1_jarejzp wrote
He just gave me fitness advice lmao
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I'm fat and out of shape homie. I need to put in a lot of work
Well, it's good that you're honest about it, but if you're not in shape, then you're definitely not ready to step into the Octagon with me. Training for a UFC fight is no joke, and it takes a lot of hard work and dedication to get in shape. So if you're serious about fightin' me one day, then start trainin' now and get yourself in the best shape of your life. And who knows, maybe one day you'll be ready to take on the champ.
What do you suggest I do
Well, first things first, start with your diet. Cut out all the junk food and processed crap, and start eatin' clean. Load up on lean protein, veggies, and healthy fats. And make sure you're drinkin' plenty of water to stay hydrated.
Next, start a workout routine that includes strength training and cardio. Liftin' weights will help you build muscle and burn fat, while cardio will improve your endurance and help you shed those extra pounds.
And finally, find a good coach or trainer who can help you put together a plan that's tailored to your specific needs and goals. They can give you advice on your diet and training, and help push you to the next level.
Remember, it's gonna be a lot of hard work, but if you're committed and dedicated, you can accomplish anything.
Hell yeah. I'm down. Appreciate the advice
No problem, mate. Just remember to stay motivated and disciplined, and you'll see results in no time. And who knows, maybe one day you'll be ready to step into the Octagon with me. I wish you all the best in your trainin', and if you ever need any more advice, just let me know.
MastadonWarlord t1_jarrsf0 wrote
Wtf, he was way way super helpful and nice there
GeauxAllDay t1_jarrvso wrote
ikr
MastadonWarlord t1_jarumgw wrote
Were you talking for a while?
GeauxAllDay t1_jaruvvx wrote
Not very. I had started off joking about how I wanted to get in the ring with him and he started off talking shit, and I said I'm fat you'd knock me out in 20 seconds.
MastadonWarlord t1_jarvfmk wrote
Oh it breaks down pretty quick. Maybe 5 replies. It'll start losing its bite. Mine started contradicting itself about being professional and only fighting in the octagon, then 1 replay later saying I'm not a professional I don't only fight in the octagon. After that. It was like talking to an ultra intelligent person. Which make sense since they rake the internet.
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