This answer is great. It's time to take everything more seriously. Most of us, as adults, really need to commit to a 9-5 type job and do not have the option to live with our parents. Maybe there were missed opportunities from your parents while raising you but that is moot at this point and you can only deal with today and tomorrow now and not look back at what went wrong.

I like the commenter's idea of gamifying your life. It's a pretty cool strategy. I commend you for noticing where you've come up short for yourself and wish you well on your journey.