Submitted by Captiveworship t3_109u6o2 in GetMotivated
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Double-Parked_TARDIS t1_j40gj6y wrote
I’ll never understand why hundreds of millions of parents will swear on their graves to children that a wizened, supersonic elf with presents and a slow metabolism visits their homes once a year and then, a few years later, tell these same kids it was all an obvious lie.
grpagrati t1_j40jgqv wrote
But I was wrong about Santa..
Thanksss123456789 t1_j40qr8n wrote
“You believed in santa for 8 years, you can believe in this repost for 10 seconds”
[deleted] t1_j40u14s wrote
Continue to believe the lie
MattLaneFitness t1_j419fjg wrote
So I should believe in a lie dad?
TheRealUnkown5908 t1_j41dbxu wrote
true
TrippySubie t1_j424rh1 wrote
Damn my son found out santa wasnt real at like 5, makes life a lot easier lol
paperbeau t1_j426q8m wrote
My dad told me to always leave a margin around text when I'm screenshotting.
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Pudding_Hero t1_j4338u5 wrote
You don’t believe in Santa without the societal matrix-style manipulation
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Brandillio t1_j40fur9 wrote
Apparently a lot of people’s dads said this lately 😂