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claycubed t1_j38ficw wrote

Not likely, literally nobody knows my name and face besides like family or whatever.

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DanJKI t1_j38it5r wrote

Life-kun, not again please 😳

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G_man252 t1_j3936mt wrote

Sorry Alex (GIRL'S NAME) you're a nice person but no.

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selfdestruction9000 t1_j39onfo wrote

If you are feeling down, just know that there is someone out there who is new years resolution is to bang you…?

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BigBossWesker4 t1_j39sef7 wrote

This cute girl was eye fucking the shit out of my car at the gas station today

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Ormr1 t1_j3a6s1h wrote

Honestly just like that this made me snort laugh from how sudden it was

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4WWWest t1_j3a6x29 wrote

*whose not who's (who is)

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darkoath t1_j3aa0yf wrote

Give me their name and address and let's get to expediting things.

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TotallynottheCCP t1_j3afzvd wrote

Replying to Mz_hyde350z (#1,299,989)

Nice. She's my fucking idol lol I went to one of their shows at a little dive bar (literally called "The Dive") in South Carolina in 2009 before they blew up and I got to stand like 30 feet from her lol I still remember what she wore that night.

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pokerpro831 t1_j3al4fj wrote

Where is she cause I would like to bang her?

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GoodOldeGreg t1_j3aunjb wrote

Looks like both of us are going to be disappointed

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OggyBoggy t1_j3avzh5 wrote

Chances are its a guy. I want girl

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caz1047 t1_j3aw9ky wrote

Not holding back on mine and yeah I have someone in mind I'd like to bang hah! 🤣

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Durkd t1_j3axwpe wrote

🎶I’m starting with the man in the mirror 🎶

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Karnezar t1_j3az704 wrote

You know how in I Am Legend, Will Smith's character sent out an AM frequency recording everyday to inform anyone who was listening that he could provide shelter and food?

I do that too, but instead, I broadcast that I'm available for sex at specific hours.

No takers yet. So I find your motivational post misleading.

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gamefreak2065 t1_j3b2cji wrote

All I know is, their aim sucks cause I haven't heard a bang.

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MundaneTaco t1_j3bm59g wrote

How many people are really out here making a resolution to bang someone?

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alanbastard t1_j3bpzhy wrote

One C**T in my knickers is more than enough

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thedeebo t1_j3bqehc wrote

Who's = Contraction of "Who is". Whose = Possessive form of "who".

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Sprites7 t1_j3bs8vq wrote

yeah , of course.

almost as probable as i'd be elected next pope

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Spamton496 t1_j3cigqg wrote

Spoiler: >!Only happens if you are a woman!<

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Dessum t1_j3cimf6 wrote

Someone made that their resolution? Eh, it's been a week, I'm sure they gave up on it by now.

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3ffgmf wrote

Replying to TotallynottheCCP (#1,300,099)

I have the biggest crush on her. My vanity plate is mz.Hyde and so many people ask what it is. Y’all been missing out. I can’t wait till she comes back to NH to see her in concert! You’re so lucky to have that memory!

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