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Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2ofu6g wrote on January 2, 2023 at 9:00 PM

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The best cult ever was already founded and consumed by their eldritch benefactor in 1967 and 1973, respectively.

[deleted] t1_j2ogb2r wrote on January 2, 2023 at 9:03 PM

I’m no regular warlock. My cult will be like none other, no Jonestown shit either. They will worship me, and we shall be a fully self-sustainable society that follows my own ethical rules

Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2ogjsl wrote on January 2, 2023 at 9:05 PM

Sounds delicious. Can I ask when your souls will be ripe?

[deleted] t1_j2oi1bq wrote on January 2, 2023 at 9:15 PM

Join my cult and find out, brother👹

Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2omve7 wrote on January 2, 2023 at 9:47 PM

I don't join cults, I start and end them.

[deleted] t1_j2onl67 wrote on January 2, 2023 at 9:51 PM

Start mine with me. I have largely benevolent ideals. You’d enjoy

Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2oogkm wrote on January 2, 2023 at 9:57 PM

I'd enjoy tossing you into the Angler's Abyss.

[deleted] t1_j2p7dmn wrote on January 3, 2023 at 12:03 AM

No you wouldn’t. I’d enjoy cutting your throat, AC style.

Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2pxngw wrote on January 3, 2023 at 3:01 AM

Which throat?

[deleted] t1_j2r3ky3 wrote on January 3, 2023 at 10:16 AM

Be my throat goat🫶

Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2rbhtx wrote on January 3, 2023 at 11:57 AM

You couldn't break my skin, much less choose a throat with blood in it.