Submitted by _Cautious_Memory t3_1011uyk in GetMotivated
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2mcoey wrote
If I survive, I will become humanity's endling.
[deleted] t1_j2mi5uw wrote
No, I will. I plan on starting an ecofascist, somewhat secular (I will be their God) cult. I think I may have enough charisma and know enough buzzwords to do so too
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2mic2u wrote
You don't need charisma when you have aoe ad control and high dmg.
[deleted] t1_j2mikod wrote
I’m more of an Assassin’s Creed, Fallout, and Sims person will that work? I use cheats and mods in all 3 btw
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2mz6ra wrote
Cheats and mods won't work on the end if the anthropocene. I recommend you go full 1e Pathfinder.
[deleted] t1_j2nwm6q wrote
That’s why I have my charisma. To fill in the blanks
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2ob4fx wrote
Sure, if you're a Sorcerer or a Paladin, maybe.
[deleted] t1_j2ob97g wrote
Paladin Danse😍
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2odsne wrote
Inefficient! Maximum forth level spells and no Orisons, are you mad?
[deleted] t1_j2oede3 wrote
Tbf Paladin Danse was such a bitch, just caved when he found out he was a synth. But I just naturally have all the skill trees maxed out bc I’m just naturally that great so I’ll be fine and start the best cult ever.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2ofu6g wrote
The best cult ever was already founded and consumed by their eldritch benefactor in 1967 and 1973, respectively.
[deleted] t1_j2ogb2r wrote
I’m no regular warlock. My cult will be like none other, no Jonestown shit either. They will worship me, and we shall be a fully self-sustainable society that follows my own ethical rules
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2ogjsl wrote
Sounds delicious. Can I ask when your souls will be ripe?
[deleted] t1_j2oi1bq wrote
Join my cult and find out, brother👹
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2omve7 wrote
I don't join cults, I start and end them.
[deleted] t1_j2onl67 wrote
Start mine with me. I have largely benevolent ideals. You’d enjoy
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2oogkm wrote
I'd enjoy tossing you into the Angler's Abyss.
[deleted] t1_j2p7dmn wrote
No you wouldn’t. I’d enjoy cutting your throat, AC style.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2pxngw wrote
Which throat?
[deleted] t1_j2r3ky3 wrote
Be my throat goat🫶
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2rbhtx wrote
You couldn't break my skin, much less choose a throat with blood in it.
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