Submitted by King_Pee t3_zvgwfb in GetMotivated
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blowhardyboys86 t1_j1pd18z wrote
gonna turn my messed up life into taco salad
RAZORSINSIDEYOURASS t1_j1pjp94 wrote
I don't know how to feel. Wth
kingj7282 t1_j1pqwjn wrote
Yes, trans into Nachos.
i_am_bunnny t1_j1prhb7 wrote
Ah i just felt the universe telling me mine
Pawn_of_the_Void t1_j1prqp8 wrote
Is the lesson that other people will still find a use for me and eat me?
[deleted] t1_j1pthdr wrote
Of course, it’s on the inside that maters like tmater but with out the Tuh
tapa-no-figado t1_j1px4a2 wrote
Didn't he steal the joke from Gabriel Iglesias? I remember hearing it in one of his shows
SEND_NOODLESZ t1_j1pyhkd wrote
I needed this today, thank you.
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mstrblzr t1_j1qcpsg wrote
They’re not amazing because they fall apart
Zero_Life_Left t1_j1qh8q5 wrote
You mean nachos
Zero_Life_Left t1_j1qhpet wrote
This has been posted before, and it's still just as stupid as the first time. People aren't tacos. You can completely fall apart and ruin your life to the point of no return. It doesn't make you nachos, it makes you a divorced alcoholic, on the verge of homelessness, who hasn't seen his kids in 5 years.
Puzzleprize t1_j1qhy9m wrote
Nahhh sorry to say this but, Tacos that fall apart are Tacos de Mierda. Source I'm Mexican.
SRV87 t1_j1qk3d6 wrote
Just given how oddly specific this is, if it happens to be you that you are talking about- hang in there! Amazing things can be accomplished starting at any point in life. It’s always a good time to make a change. Stan Lee published his first comic at 39.
If it feels like too much to start today. That’s ok, what’s important is to try again tomorrow. And if you have a setback, that’s ok too. Long term consistency beats short term intensity every time so don’t sweat the small stuff and stay focused on the sustained effort over time!
Wishing you well and happy holidays!
Also if this isn’t about you or someone you know, wow, my bad.
And regardless, I agree- what dumb fucking post!
CostasTemper t1_j1qx2td wrote
Hey I also saw the Fluffy stand up comedy special.
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JohnnyMEJOR t1_j1roe97 wrote
looks like ian
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x47-Shift t1_j1smccy wrote
Is Reddit slowly becoming Facebook?
GoldenDingleberry t1_j1so27z wrote
Old ass joke downvote the unoriginal thinker
xuneducated_guessx t1_j1spxeb wrote
Imma tell this 2 my therapist
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Tick_Munch t1_j1t3hf2 wrote
I’m walking around boarderline and this is something I NEED to be true
Anomalous6 t1_j1t8a6n wrote
Having traveled the 7 seas I can confirm some of them want to use you and some of them want to abuse you.
skuzzlebutt36 t1_j1t9jhi wrote
I was a mascot in college. One bad day, my coach told me, “When tacos fall apart they just become nachos.”
cranbox t1_j1tb57a wrote
Gabriel Iglesias said this first you gotta give credit when it's due seems like just a screenshot of a tweet is all you need too steal a quote frome someone
acmecorporationusa t1_j1p5kh3 wrote
I just found my personal mantra for 2023.