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mithie007 t1_iwarptt wrote

I'm the T-posing glitched out quest giving NPC that soft-locks the main character and corrupts his entire save game, forcing him to restart the console and start a new game from scratch.

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TheLovableCreature t1_iwbi5wf wrote

Then they get disappointed when they realise I only have 1 repeatable line of dialogue and no other interactions

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BayRENT t1_iwc7c0f wrote

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"

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macadrums t1_iwak9ul wrote

I want to be this person for someone.

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nolonger1-A t1_iwb2lx4 wrote

I guess you're not even the MC in your own life.

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Mindless-Balance-498 t1_iwe1k93 wrote

This is cute but also kind of toxic. No one’s meant to be a character in your life, or vise versa. We’re all individuals living individual journeys.

I do like the idea that someone hasn’t met “the one” yet because each person’s main quest hasn’t matched up yet, that feels a lot more comparable to the reality.

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OminOus_PancakeS t1_iwbg6ri wrote

Ha, yeah, I'm the second one until they get to know me. Then it's SEE YA.

😂 🤔 😞

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NumeroRyan t1_iwc77uw wrote

I’m the boss that looks really cool and all powerful and when they finally get me they realise I’m a weak, boring grind that offers nothing.

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FeFiFoPlum t1_iwclvnq wrote

That's why every time my husband talks to me, I say "Time is money, friend!". (Unless we're in bed, in which case it's "Be quick about your business"...)

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Firel_Dakuraito t1_iwcyhws wrote

And there is one more thing to add to this.

Some people will be like skill trainers for you. Appearing in your journey to teach you.
To others, YOU are the skill trainer, an encounter to learn from.

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And then... there will always be people for whose you are the villain.

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Trips-Over-Tail t1_iwcs0fv wrote

I'm pretty sure they stopped playing the game already. Can't blame them.

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SchuyWalker t1_iwej050 wrote

No no. I'm the super secret unlockable joke character that has 1s in every stat and starts equipped with a banana as my starting weapon. You spend hours doing the omega difficulty final bonus level time trial hitless to unlock me only to realise there's achievements for beating the game all over as me and that it isn't worth it

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