iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd2m665 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:04 PM

#2,289,671

Keep going were.

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Walaags t1_jd2wl3u wrote on March 21, 2023 at 1:32 PM

#2,290,428

Replying to iamCaptainDeadpool (#2,289,671)

Wake up. Shower. Have Breakfast. Go to work. Work. Have lunch. More work. Get home. Prepare dinner. Have dinner. Time to myself. Brush my teeth. Go to sleep and repeat.

iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd2zvsm wrote on March 21, 2023 at 1:57 PM

#2,290,720

Replying to Walaags (#2,290,428)

To what end.

stop_lying_good_god t1_jd342kb wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:27 PM

#2,291,061

Damn. This hits.

maniacalmustacheride t1_jd379it wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:49 PM

#2,291,321

Ah, man. I have kids. I have to watch the clock.

whiskeyriver0987 t1_jd504iv wrote on March 21, 2023 at 9:41 PM

#2,295,914

Wheel's spinning but the hamsters dead.

harlojones t1_jd522jb wrote on March 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM

#2,296,059

Not to be confused with Sam Levinson professional motherfucker

EndGuy555 t1_jd59oqc wrote on March 21, 2023 at 10:46 PM

#2,296,623

Middle manager moment

bill_gannon t1_jd5psla wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:40 AM

#2,297,913

If you're going through Hell. Keep going.

-Winston Churchill

Interesting-Tap2342 t1_jd5pvzq wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:40 AM

#2,297,924

Replying to stop_lying_good_god (#2,291,061)

For real

stop_lying_good_god t1_jd5qfc4 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:44 AM

#2,297,972

Replying to Interesting-Tap2342 (#2,297,924)

I feel like this is a homage to Stoicism.

DigimonTheMovie t1_jd5rhck wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:52 AM

#2,298,043

Yeah, but should we REALLY be taking advice from a creep like Sam Levenson?

Blankspaces222 t1_jd5w2p9 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:26 AM

#2,298,451

Keep moving forward.

bricknovax0389 t1_jd5wwub wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:32 AM

#2,298,519

Replying to stop_lying_good_god (#2,291,061)

If you waste time, time will waste you

TaskSignificant4171 t1_jd5x9fk wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:35 AM

#2,298,543

Replying to harlojones (#2,296,059)

Or his mother, Jan Levenson

stop_lying_good_god t1_jd630qq wrote on March 22, 2023 at 2:18 AM

#2,299,023

Replying to bricknovax0389 (#2,298,519)

That hits even harder.

Madmorda t1_jd6aitb wrote on March 22, 2023 at 3:19 AM

#2,299,650

How am I supposed to know what the clock is doing if I'm not watching it? Instructions unclear.

neutralevilbae t1_jd6bpwf wrote on March 22, 2023 at 3:30 AM

#2,299,744

Replying to TaskSignificant4171 (#2,298,543)

Jan Levinson, I presume?

javaargusavetti t1_jd6g98j wrote on March 22, 2023 at 4:14 AM

#2,300,053

Replying to Walaags (#2,290,428)

Wake up. Turn off alarm. Take a piss. Lay back down. Snuggle blanket. Rub face in pillow. Sleep an extra hour. Wake up. Roll over. Groan. Sleep 15 more minutes. Wake up. Throw off blanket. Get up. Piss again. Shower. Wear clothes. Coffee. Drive to coffee shop. More coffee. Drive to work. Sneak in back door so Lumberg doesn't see you. More coffee. Pretend to work. Coffee break. Meetings. Lunch. Coffee. Meetings. Email. Coffee. M&Ms. Goof off at the water cooler. Leave work. Grocery store. Buy coffee. Drive home. Cook dinner. Feed cat. Eat dinner. clean up. Scroll Reddit. Fall asleep on couch with the TV on.