Wake up. Turn off alarm. Take a piss. Lay back down. Snuggle blanket. Rub face in pillow. Sleep an extra hour. Wake up. Roll over. Groan. Sleep 15 more minutes. Wake up. Throw off blanket. Get up. Piss again. Shower. Wear clothes. Coffee. Drive to coffee shop. More coffee. Drive to work. Sneak in back door so Lumberg doesn't see you. More coffee. Pretend to work. Coffee break. Meetings. Lunch. Coffee. Meetings. Email. Coffee. M&Ms. Goof off at the water cooler. Leave work. Grocery store. Buy coffee. Drive home. Cook dinner. Feed cat. Eat dinner. clean up. Scroll Reddit. Fall asleep on couch with the TV on.