Submitted by drumheadovercast758 t3_11wua9h in GetMotivated
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Blake198624601 t1_jczty8p wrote
Maybe like⦠just⦠try your best. Start small. Try to be just a little bit better every day.
Soldier_of_l0ve t1_jczvamb wrote
Meme like a robot
DrownmeinIslay t1_jczy6n5 wrote
Beep boop MOTIVATION
peanos_balls t1_jczype5 wrote
I can do the sleep part
RandallLM88 t1_jczz5lg wrote
Can confirm, 2 under 2. Babies sleep like shit
RandallLM88 t1_jczz6k2 wrote
Can confirm, 2 under 2. Babies sleep like shit
sully_88 t1_jczz7hc wrote
Wake up every few hours and eat β
Am I skinny yet?
mybossthinksimworkng t1_jczztwb wrote
More like sleep like a high schooler. Somedays I'd sleep 12 hours a day.
Xxeno23 t1_jd0110t wrote
A nutritionist isn't a profession, just like a toothist isn't a profession.
Diiamat t1_jd02ugp wrote
most Nutritionists gives terrible advice IMO, always go for a sport nutritionist
psyckomantis t1_jd08ed2 wrote
FUCK LIKE A PORNSTAR. SHIT LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER. KILL LIKE A WAR CRIMINAL
Foolishoe t1_jd09d9v wrote
Came to say this.
Blake198624601 t1_jd0ap97 wrote
Two outta three ainβt bad.
brushshstrokes t1_jd0bhrt wrote
How does one train like an athlete?
Scethrow t1_jd0dxer wrote
A lot of things Iβm not capable at.
Bodyneedslove t1_jd0f1pe wrote
And know who you are...and what you want
Dynamo24 t1_jd0it99 wrote
Guys who throw darts think they are athletes.
mezz7778 t1_jd0jgpg wrote
But that's the advice...
Tonight I'm gonna shit myself and wake up crying....*CHAMPION!!!....
ArBeeV t1_jd0jun1 wrote
Working out for function, so target compounds full body vs isolation just biceps
Th30Cheese t1_jd0kas5 wrote
This is really cringe tbh
SeaDonkey56 t1_jd0l4f6 wrote
I always sleep like a baby. I wake up every 2 hours, hungry and with shit in my pants.
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Tracksuit_Dracula t1_jd0re9z wrote
Dietitians are licensed. Nutritionists are self proclaimed.
OneSpicyTaki t1_jd11sv3 wrote
Ight I eat McDonaldβs
PinkPantherPounce t1_jd15f73 wrote
Nap like a cat. π±
SpiritStriver90 t1_jd172qd wrote
If these tips were directed specifically to aspiring athletes, they would be fairly decent ... but also kind of pointless, since any such would almost certainly already know this stuff.
For anyone else, it is very likely you can't "train like an athlete" if you have a full-time job. Moreover, you don't need to if you simply want to be healthy.
SpiritStriver90 t1_jd17m5a wrote
In what way? Given that Paralympics is a thing, there's almost surely some form of "athletic"-grade training that can work for pretty much anyone - the trouble is whether it is feasible to follow given other constraints in your life, not least of which is the possible presence of a full-time job.
dadbod001 t1_jd1cnmm wrote
Itβ¦depends on the sport?
ghostdeinithegreat t1_jd1dyu2 wrote
Uh? Yes, nutritionist is a profession.
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Xxeno23 t1_jd1h0ts wrote
Those are dietitians. Just as we say dentist instead of βtoothists.β
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ChondroArt t1_jd1n68q wrote
Sleep like a baby is the best I can do.
ChondroArt t1_jd1nbvs wrote
Shit like a hippo
spideyspider78 t1_jd1tqpb wrote
πππ shit!
Foreverett t1_jd1vgvi wrote
See I read that as Shit like a baby. Was wondering how these diapers were supposed to be helping me.
RanCestor t1_jd1wp38 wrote
I sleep like a Champion, eat like an athlete, win like a baby and train like a nutritionist instead and it seems to work.
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Proper_Mortgage_1538 t1_jd2f2s7 wrote
a simple life hack to get better everyday and outworked every one else in different types of field
_No_Pain_No_Gain t1_jd2mxcl wrote
Sir Yes Sir
applicableusername01 t1_jd2zolz wrote
Some nutritionist eat like shit though.
chiefofthethrowaways t1_jd3ckuv wrote
You mean wake up every few hours crying and wanting to suck on a boob? Way ahead of you buddy
ale_nanana t1_jd3mskg wrote
Clearly this person doesn't know what a baby is π
ghostdeinithegreat t1_jd3ntya wrote
You can call yourself toothist, while calling yourself Nutriotinist is illegal, in Canada, at least, as it requires you to be a member of the college of dietician. The title nutritionist is a regulated one.
Sure, in the USA you can call yourself whatever without any degrees.
Sweetangellrosie t1_jd54i0x wrote
True
boot19 t1_jdwv5w2 wrote
Eat like a king
mercurialdude t1_jczs8as wrote
Babies sleep terribly tho.