Submitted by surelyconcede t3_11q64ab in GetMotivated
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GiantRetortoise t1_jc31l25 wrote
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. This is plagiarized from the chapter "Can't Kill the Rooster"
Better_Than_Nothing t1_jc360ls wrote
I knew it was Sedalia but couldn’t remember the book.
I was like 13 when I read that and the phrase has stuck with me ever since.
metallitom t1_jc43vyz wrote
The little book of calm.
Sinkerhawk t1_jc2dttv wrote
Is this the Little Book of Calm?
CoreBeatz7 t1_jc34bvs wrote
Great reference to a great show! (Black Books)
sergeant_cabbage t1_jc3bm1m wrote
What's in it??
.... Chunks.
PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL t1_jc4e1r8 wrote
No, that's tanks!
NecroKitten t1_jc4wp1k wrote
This was absolutely my first thought and I'm so glad to see it here hahaha
LoraLo t1_jc2dxu2 wrote
The little book of calm https://youtu.be/eCT-PImSMzs
GiantRetortoise t1_jc31pek wrote
Way to rip off a Sedaris quote and give no credit
FunDescription4404 t1_jc1nh5o wrote
I think I’ll screenshot that and start using that term
nuschu t1_jc3b5zi wrote
The first time I heard this was from David Sedaris reading "You Can't Kill the Rooster".
He mentions it at 11:25
NSFW for language
https://youtu.be/qLqHfpJrfLA?t=685
but the whole story is definitely worth a listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLqHfpJrfLA
edit: added NSFW language warning.
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divvip t1_jc3jfn9 wrote
"Chuck it in the fuck it bucket" just became my new favorite saying; thank you for enriching my life.
elementagas t1_jc2r74p wrote
But never fuck the bucket which you chuck things in.
chuffing_marvelous t1_jc309wq wrote
reminds me of my favourite Ghandi quote;- "sometimes I just wanna kick fuck out o' bin"
TheRnegade t1_jc32k8z wrote
Another repost bot? There's so many of them. Probably because when you link to the old posts, the automod nukes your comment.
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killbills t1_jc298ks wrote
Is that book tiny or are his hands just massive?
motionoftheocen t1_jc4aaqw wrote
He’s obviously a giant
swerley t1_jc3puon wrote
What if my fuck it bucket is full? Asking for a friend.
EmergencyLaugh5063 t1_jc4o7y3 wrote
Used to work at a company where the support team had an internal 'bucket' they used to categorize outstanding tickets that did not have a resolution. As a joke they named it the 'Fuck It' bucket but they did not anticipate that when they changed their ticketing software a few years later it would end up exposing the bucket names to customers.
Many customers were not thrilled to find out their unresolved tickets were rotting away in the 'Fuck It' bucket.
RSPKM t1_jc2s95m wrote
Didn’t know ChatGPT can curse
Browniez330 t1_jc37qhi wrote
Is that the book of calm from black books lol
SMITHSIDEBAR t1_jc3h8v3 wrote
Oh wow...my new phone Wall Paper
ThatGuy571 t1_jc3mxo0 wrote
Always enjoy the ol’ chuck it fuck it bucket.
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💕
FashoFash0 t1_jc3wb9r wrote
Yep, thats what I'm doing with my taxes this year and I feel great!
Midwest_Drifter t1_jc3zvqk wrote
Somewhere someone is taking the name of the bucket literally.
Puts it in the bucket.
“I’m saving you for later tonight”.
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sarcasm_247 t1_jc46drd wrote
I like this saying
Yaxoi t1_jc4dthb wrote
The second "it" in this sentence is very important
Mahaka1a t1_jc4l4r0 wrote
I prefer to carry a bucket full of fuck-its for the day!
Zech08 t1_jc4rf5o wrote
When bucket gets full it usually gets emptied on someone else... unfortunately.
islesMTG t1_jc4rffw wrote
“Eh, f@&$ it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
Zanderbander86 t1_jc5050n wrote
Sometimes ya just gotta pee pee in a teepee then go to sleepy
fml944 t1_jc51zt8 wrote
Needed this rn tbh
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LittleDoofus t1_jc5fzdv wrote
I feel like these kinds of posts will be the new r/terriblefacebookmemes that future generations will call us cringe for
dropthatclutch t1_jc5o8s5 wrote
I'm gonna need a bigger bucket.
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4GryphonWoffe t1_jc5qwqp wrote
Yeah like earth!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worldly_Decision2001 t1_jcbx51m wrote
That’s been my whole mood for 2023 so far!
Low-Feedback-3403 t1_jcbzbxr wrote
Advice from a Cenobite
Past-Pressure-3913 t1_jc1z1ei wrote
What's the name of the book please