Submitted by Gari_305 t3_1124pmv in Futurology
zushiba t1_j8j1fbd wrote
Aliens also hypothetically use ice planets as giant freezers. They'll just throw a bunch of food onto the surface and let it freeze there until they need it later.
IvanAfterAll t1_j8jpjdn wrote
Gas giants are just stored alien farts. Their planets smell perfect all the time.
zushiba t1_j8jpwq2 wrote
This tracks with everything that I know about space.
chromium2439 t1_j8kx5cg wrote
No no no those are their gas stations.
IvanAfterAll t1_j8lc0ku wrote
Why not both? Store the farts, use them later as fuel. Incredible efficiency.
itsfunhavingfun t1_j8jh63l wrote
Get out. Next you’ll be saying they hypothetically use stars to reheat their frozen corn dogs.
zushiba t1_j8jhije wrote
No that would be silly. They use the area just before the event horizon of a black hole because they can send the corn dog around and get it back nice and hot just before they sent it.
theNorrah t1_j8kc742 wrote
That’s inefficient. Just go to a plant where x grows naturally, like beer bootle trees etc.
fritopiefritolay t1_j8kstu7 wrote
The money trees are the next planet over
okletmethink420 t1_j8lex3n wrote
Money trees are the perfect place for shade
Azreken t1_j8nlymt wrote
That’s just how I feel
YOU_WONT_LIKE_IT t1_j8mudcl wrote
Yes, why not.. they used Earth to hold all their idiots.
WildGrem7 t1_j8kkvop wrote
And diamonds as paperweights
piman01 t1_j8lmutu wrote
I use my garage as a freezer in the winter
Segod_or_Bust t1_j8lphyw wrote
Ah, the Rimworld method of refrigeration
Serpico99 t1_j8mbad7 wrote
Also hot planets as giant BBQ resorts
Brilliant_Noise_506 t1_j8md7ko wrote
Give this man his Nobel prize!
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