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TheSecretAgenda t1_j874phn wrote

Reply to comment by delawarebeerguy in Universal Basic Services in the US? by [deleted]

The Super American Patriot Services You Deserve Kick Ass Assault Weapon Services Program.

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pornomonk t1_j878nsk wrote

Patriot Pay. Money you get just for being an American.

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actuallyacatmow t1_j87dmyx wrote

I can't stop thinking about if you actually renamed it this you'd probably see a 50% increase in support.

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Still_Frame2744 t1_j87jxgx wrote

Bro patriot pay would play so well in the buttfuck backwater states that get all the extra votes

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SwingmanSealegz t1_j876uzn wrote

  • “Tactical”.

Throw two of those in there actually. Anywhere.

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