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paulwhitedotnyc t1_j6fzyd2 wrote

This sounds like one of those 1950’s speculative ads about the future where “you’ll be able to take a Sunday drive with the family around the rings of Saturn in your brand new convertible Buick Roadmaster!!!”

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SpringChikn85 t1_j6g4wou wrote

"Afraid Grandma would have hated missing out on that Grand Canyon trip you'd always planned but never found the time to go??"

"Well friend, have I got great news for you!"

slaps jar with Grandma's frozen head on the table

"With our new line of 'Timeless Expressions', it'll be like she never left! Just activate our patented A.I. 'Personality Simulator', set it to 'Curmudgeon' and PRESTO, Grandma can take in all those beautiful landscapes with the whole family!"

Disclaimer: 'Timeless Expressions' is not held liable for damage post mortem nor is involved in any witchcraft or demon possession. May not be available in stores.

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