Submitted by dacourtbatty t3_y2a6qm in Futurology
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the_humeister t1_is30soj wrote
They also started eating Cheetos all day
greenappletree t1_is38i5v wrote
I’m surprised they didn’t do this with an organoid instead
NaughtyNome t1_is1u0q3 wrote
Were the brain cells asked if they wanted to play pong?
ooru t1_is1xv0v wrote
No, but the other option was ET, and they didn't want to seem cruel.
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CthuluTheGrand t1_is2dvv9 wrote
Terrifying if they have some kind of sentience. You entire existence is playing pong. Up until they get bored and dump you in the trash.
HisaxiaC t1_is3bzxv wrote
"What is my purpose?"
"You play pong."
"Oh my god..."
s332891670 t1_is3vl65 wrote
Tell me about it.
Blackadder_ t1_is4ln1t wrote
So they are already religious and into some cloaked dude in universe?
Theyabus t1_is23re3 wrote
This is a little frightening. Are there any ethical considerations when using brain matter in this manner?
I cannot speak. I must pong, too.
danteheehaw t1_is2a7gf wrote
You should see the rat brain robocars. Absolutely horrifying.
MarcusOrlyius t1_is4pepm wrote
You should see the neanderthal mini-brain controlled spider-bots.
AugustusClaximus t1_is2lk3q wrote
Nah… fughettaboutit
MentallyMusing t1_is1u06c wrote
I wonder what other things register in/with lab grown brain cells (from a mix of unidentified species's stem cells mixed with mice embryos) that can play games and how much more of a carcass is needed (how long they need it to grow into some unidentified new secret science species) for the brain cells to become and stay active.... They always leave out the good stuff we NEED to know while telling us what They prefer we know and thank them for
Johnnytherisk t1_is2gm9r wrote
Your comment makes no sense in English.
Tha_Watcher t1_is387hm wrote
That's because it was created by the petri dish of brain cells!
MentallyMusing t1_is2lttu wrote
You must be an excellent professor of the subject
N-v-W t1_is4heku wrote
"These 800,000 lab-grown brain cells can play a 1970s video game, albeit badly"
It probably wants to ragequit already and is all like "I have no mouth, and I must scream".
TrialENDErr t1_is2x8or wrote
ugh! wish they would show an actual video. It's called a video game darn it!
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irongamer t1_is2x94r wrote
How long before they start harvesting from people to pilot spaceships between solar systems?
Test19s t1_is2j8hn wrote
Imagine taking someone from 2019 and fast forwarding them into 2022. They would think they were either high or a science fiction character.
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FuturologyBot t1_is1uvep wrote
The following submission statement was provided by /u/dacourtbatty:
Turns out they aren’t that good but still interesting.
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UnderstandingOk2647 t1_is220cv wrote
Please don't. Asking for a friend who doesn't like killer robots.
dacourtbatty OP t1_is1p1gb wrote
Turns out they aren’t that good but still interesting.