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WimbleWimble t1_jdqii0h wrote

Reply to comment by fitm3 in Printed organs becoming more useful than bio ones by TheRappingSquid

iKidney ...takes until version 6.5 before it produces urine, but other offbrand kidneys have had the feature since day 1.

Apple claims it invented round blood cells.

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Top_Requirement_1341 t1_jdqm1io wrote

Your iKidney 6.5 has reached end of life.

If you still need this function you will need to upgrade to iBody 2, with embedded iPhone.

Upgrades to iBody 2...

By clicking this you accept tracking of your location, and that all live streams of all of your senses / sensors will be shared with our advertising partners.

Clicks cancel.

By clicking this you accept tracking of your location, and that all live streams of all of your senses / sensors will be shared with our advertising partners.

(Meanwhile, the beeping from iKidney 22 turns from "panicked" to "frenzied".)

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WimbleWimble t1_jdqsrar wrote

we've slowed down your iKidney to preserve its life.

it will now take 2hrs to empty your bladder.

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