Here's a cheat code for bullshit - just match up two mysteries and imply/state they are related

Examples:

• gut biome is a mystery & autism is a mystery therefore autism is caused by the gut biome!
• microplastics are a mystery & gut biome is a mystery therefore microplastics but impact gut biome
• quantum particles are a mystery & consciousness is a mystery therefore consciousness must be a quantum effect
• quantum particles are a mystery and autism is a mystery therefore autism is caused by quantum entanglement