Maleficent_Fill_2451 t1_j68kiqf wrote on January 28, 2023 at 2:49 PM

Reply to comment by CassCat in This is a cult, right? by CassCat

The Black Forest cake is to die for.

signofzeta t1_j68o6fw wrote on January 28, 2023 at 3:17 PM

Blork Forest cake, a Blork IPA, and every purchase you make enters you into a raffle to win a trip to their private compound on Blork Island — if you’re a paying member of Blorkatology.

Maleficent_Fill_2451 t1_j68q0bi wrote on January 28, 2023 at 3:31 PM

Damn it if they try to push a timeshare on me I’m leaving.

CassCat OP t1_j68v3yz wrote on January 28, 2023 at 4:07 PM

Meh, sounds like staying for cake wouldn't be the worst plan.

roo-ster t1_j69rmzk wrote on January 28, 2023 at 7:48 PM

"All hail, Blork!"