The Cougar Chronicles Part II: A Very Merry Cubmas

Submitted by SD_Lostboy t3_ztvsi9 in Connecticut

No plan. No limits.

Look for me if you're out tonight. Just look for the hottest guy in the room. I'll post about what happens tomorrow

Edit: to maintain Connecticut relevance - this will take place in some part of CT with CT women

Night recap: By the time I arrived on the scene though everyone was too wasted to appreciate the charm and beauty that is me. WeHa is off the chain on a Friday night. Rock on CT!

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culunulu t1_j1fnfjk wrote

may God guide you on your journey 🙏🙏🙏

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1frswl wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#1,031,076)

Hey babeee... my place has got power... What kinda dysfunctional-country-ass pickup line is this lol

I'd prefer the house to be dark anyway if you know what I mean ;););));););;);)););));););;);))

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rewirez5940 t1_j1gdt5u wrote

Do we only allow one go around of this? Comment below please.

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ezodds t1_j1gead6 wrote

We're going to need hourly updates.

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BlueLeaderRHT t1_j1ggmke wrote

Happy hunting! We eagerly await the details. Oh, and remember to compliment their hair and shoes - the cougs really like that!

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JW860 t1_j1ghx9s wrote

I would rather read this than people complain about other drivers in CT. Like that is unique to our state??

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bunkerbash t1_j1gop8j wrote

I thought we established all the cougars were actually golden retrievers??

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-Gaunter-O-Dimm t1_j1hy7ih wrote

Replying to rewirez5940 (#1,033,391)

They’ll get bored and as the novelty wears off less and less people will interact and they’ll just stop posting. But in the mean time it’s a nice break from the normal posts where half the users are at each other’s throats in the comments

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[deleted] t1_j1i0gcg wrote

Are there cougars in Connecticut ?

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satansdebtcollector t1_j1jvmxd wrote

I live in Cougar Central (East Haddam). Middle aged professionals that have a taste for the finer things in life, that love to have fun. Stamford is another great spot for the hunt, for it’s a crossroad of young to middle aged professionals that work in lower Manhattan and upper East Side. 👠🐅🍸💄

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1m9tyv wrote

Replying to bunkerbash (#1,046,360)

I got to WeHa at about 10pm, but everyone had been out since 5pm, so it was already crying-and-hugging time. I stuck around about an hour and left before the cars with the festive lights came around to take everyone to the county afterparty. It was literally "an evening out with Lil John" - WHAT? WHAT? OKAAAAAYYYY

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drtessk t1_j2djda0 wrote

So to turn it around, where might the single 45-65 yo men be out and about tonight?

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