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[deleted] OP t1_j0pekfj wrote
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thethurstonhowell t1_j0pf11b wrote
Though they can overlap, the cougar is a distinct and far more elusive species than the more commonly found MILF.
They are often located in nocturnal social settings, whereas MILFs are typically spotted at sports fields during early dawn/dusk hours.
chopper_sic_balls t1_j0pfhf5 wrote
Cougar boy probably won’t be up until at least noon still delirious from all of the fun last night.
merryone2K t1_j0pght6 wrote
Breathlessly anticipating the results for a little vicarious titillation!
Logical-Cat8319 t1_j0phcve wrote
four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert...
[deleted] OP t1_j0pir46 wrote
Wait, is this still available?
Toxic_tutu t1_j0pj9jj wrote
I came here with the same question 😅
1Enthusiast t1_j0plo1i wrote
Bad mom
Objective-Ad4009 t1_j0pq05z wrote
I hope so.
Objective-Ad4009 t1_j0pq38y wrote
So mote it be.
jaysin1983 t1_j0psbyn wrote
“We were somewhere near Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take effect…”
notanotheramber t1_j0pu4ce wrote
Just when mom gets rid of Steven the snack stealer 🥨, Jeremy the juice drinker shows up 🧃
1mJustALurk3r t1_j0puhnw wrote
I'm very confused.
coco-coco-coco t1_j0pv4p4 wrote
Prob at the diner still
Used-Examination1439 t1_j0pv6jq wrote
We need an update bruh. Us chads rooting for you
coco-coco-coco t1_j0pv9qz wrote
They were not in Westport, they're at the diner having hash browns and brown coffee 😜
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1o1Smileyface t1_j0pxao9 wrote
Ordinary_Guitar_5074 t1_j0pxf6v wrote
That’s true. A MILF is someone you would like to fuck regardless whether she is even looking for that. A cougar is an older lady actively on the prowl for younger guys.
Ordinary_Guitar_5074 t1_j0pxl7y wrote
You knew where you needed to be why didn’t you go?!
Ordinary_Guitar_5074 t1_j0pxnza wrote
They’re at the HalfDoor eating scotch eggs.
Bronto710 t1_j0pzbea wrote
They are referring to this post. He put updates throughout the night, not sure if OP saw those.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Connecticut/comments/zoafuy/the_cougar_chronicles_part_i_the_night_at_the/
BankshotMcG t1_j0pzenp wrote
And while we're here, sorry you had to deal with that troll. Their post history was atrociously combative.
maybe_little_pinch t1_j0pzsi1 wrote
Well, they rallied some decency at least for that post. I didn’t see him posting anything overly ridiculous.
MrKatalyst t1_j0q02i3 wrote
Did a bunch of teenagers take over this sub or something?
[deleted] OP t1_j0q1gta wrote
Just curious what age do you consider a cougar Vs milf.
Walbeb24 t1_j0q1pyy wrote
Cougar hunting is a sport.
Milf spotting is a hobby.
[deleted] OP t1_j0q26by wrote
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kashmir_stg t1_j0q2fhh wrote
Where is the joie de vie these days??
4Impossible_Guess4 t1_j0q399s wrote
OffMyRocker2016 t1_j0q3sha wrote
Cougar: If she's 40 or older and she's looking for men that are 10 or more years younger than her, then she's a cougar.
MILF: Any woman that is middle-aged or older who has children and that much younger men find attractive enough to f**k.
ilovebostoncremedonu t1_j0q3wzj wrote
Updates stopped at 10:45… hope he found luck by 11
JThowhigh t1_j0q66pj wrote
Cougar is 50+ 40 is prime milf age the kids are older hopefully out of the house 😉🤣
OffMyRocker2016 t1_j0q90vp wrote
Not so fast.. Cougars, by formal definition, are in their 40's or older, which includes women over 50. 😉
I'll agree with you on the second half of your reply regarding MILF's and hoping that the kids are at least old enough to be out of the house so as not to be an interference. 🤭
[deleted] OP t1_j0qbsdl wrote
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careTree t1_j0qd071 wrote
I'll have to take a ride up to Milford and see what I can find.
TheSlippery-1 t1_j0qdf3l wrote
I’m thinking the under cooked fish and chips did him in
OffMyRocker2016 t1_j0qdrt1 wrote
No such thing with 17 or 18 year old mothers being called MILF's. You're making it your own definition by stating that. Lol I suppose using your definition, that would also apply to even younger mothers, like 14 or 15, right? 🤷🏽♀️ No.
True on the actual meaning of the acronym. However, the formal definition means that the mother is actually middle-aged or older. That means a very young lady with children is NOT actually considered a MILF. Especially a minor. Check on the true definition of it. 😉
BronzedAppleFritter t1_j0qfjjl wrote
Oh man, it's such a long and drawn out "look how funny I am" thing. Especially when you picture someone taking the time to edit a Reddit post over and over while they're at a bar.
[deleted] OP t1_j0qfzf4 wrote
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[deleted] OP t1_j0qgu2o wrote
I just asked if milf guy made out alright? I didn’t tell a story
Environmental_Log344 t1_j0qh1zy wrote
Oh I just replied to the wrong person! Very sorry. I hated this so much I rushed to comment. I can delete it since it offers nothing positive.
SD_Lostboy t1_j0qj2sx wrote
Woke up at 12.30pm just now, fuckin A
SD_Lostboy t1_j0qjej6 wrote
I'm still alive. Dropped the ball like a mf once, did the perreo with one of my bosses once. Somehow I'm not dead. Thank you all for your support, but now I need bacon and eggs
blaze1234 t1_j0qq65s wrote
Any man, not just younger.
The "I" pronoun is the key to that meaning.
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jules13131382 t1_j0qujp9 wrote
Geezus Christ
qualitybatmeat t1_j0qyjq5 wrote
Can someone translate this into near middle-age, please?
[deleted] OP t1_j0qze9x wrote
You're acting like it was ever anything else.
[deleted] OP t1_j0qzv7o wrote
Hot rump roast.
Ordinary_Guitar_5074 t1_j0r066y wrote
I’m too old to have an opinion on this detail.
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drtessk t1_j0rar7r wrote
Excellent views
notbad2u t1_j0rfu9n wrote
I think he struck out. Or he was playing with his boss's balls
notbad2u t1_j0rgp2d wrote
You think she would like cougar guy? I think he's still looking.
caring_impaired t1_j0rnnpe wrote
i hope you’re right
mctheebs t1_j0s3gqf wrote
It really sucks and the only thing I'm grateful for is that it showed me just how many wanna-be fuckboy losers hang around on here.
strippersandcocaine t1_j0shqo8 wrote
Well!? How was the hunt?
Logical-Cat8319 t1_j0uajte wrote
Milf country.
mrcabrera t1_j0ukv4u wrote
He didn’t get lucky, however, he unknowingly ran into and danced with one of the managers he works under and felt he couldn’t take things any further at that point…and by danced he means he danced very inappropriately with her 😂
BankshotMcG t1_j0xg940 wrote
No, not the cub kid, the troll in the comments who was a total asshole to u/momofthehouse. The person was just venomous unprovoked.
RuggedExecuteness t1_j0pegq4 wrote
What was the breakfast?!