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Screaming_brain t1_ir8yuxf wrote
Well now you will be in Waterbury lockup dickhead. You were under court orders, the judge has officially had enough. She can and probably will issue a bench warrant for your arrest.
NoHopeOnlyDeath t1_ir9cy5b wrote
Good. I fully support Alex Jones doing any and all weird shit that will make his punishment worse.
himewaridesu t1_ir9o555 wrote
Lmaooooo time for some prison walls. You can’t just “boycott”, fool.
UltraRunnin t1_ir9piyc wrote
Good, it’s about time he get treated the way he deserves acting like a baby. We all know this a ploy to rile up his base, but let’s hope it just ends up with him rotting in a jail somewhere.
bent_peepee t1_ir9rqr6 wrote
seems like fleeing on a private jet is something someone bankrupt would do
HerAirness t1_ir9rtbs wrote
The thought of him in Waterbury lock up 🤗😂
shivakameany t1_ir9t21b wrote
Woof. The first half of that comment had my worried. Lol
NoHopeOnlyDeath t1_ir9t3n8 wrote
I'm a master of suspense
Gatecreeper88 t1_ir9x4pk wrote
Should ask trump if he can pardon him just by thinking it
More-Impact3644 t1_ir9xas1 wrote
How does this pos have a private jet?
MTGBruhs t1_ir9zpdd wrote
He might have to 'declare' something else soon also lmao
Seniortomox t1_ira1t3f wrote
Bro is tired of dealing with the fall out from his dumbass comments.
Imagine how tired the parents of murdered children were when his lowlife fans wouldn’t stop harassing them about being “crisis actors” and that their children weren’t murdered.
Alex Jones can get fucked. He should be apologizing for his comments for the rest of his shit life.
NostraVoluntasUnita t1_ira2vwc wrote
Judge should issue a statement that any driver or pilot who helps is Aiding and Abetting since hes under orders to appear. Would love to see the panic on his face when nobody will come within 10ft of him.
volanger t1_ira3ge4 wrote
After flying in on a private jet
volanger t1_ira3h77 wrote
He rich as fuck
QueenOfQuok t1_ira3ymr wrote
Worst punishment imaginable: stuck in Waterbury
QueenOfQuok t1_ira423l wrote
So now the judge can, in all honestly, declare the man a flight risk
kingwi11 t1_ira6oru wrote
"Pay no attention to the private jet"
NEED_HELP_SEND_BOOZE t1_ira93le wrote
For now.
Hopefully.
Screaming_brain t1_iraa7kf wrote
I don't wanna DRIVE through Waterbury.
Lyn1987 t1_iragaaw wrote
>“He’s boycotting these proceedings because he feels he’s on the horns of a trilemma. If he testifies in under the court’s orders, he’ll be committing perjury. If he violates the court’s orders, it’s criminal contempt. If he takes the Fifth, he gets an adverse inference,” Pattis said.
When your own lawyer admits that you intend to lie under oath
Doctor-Stoppage t1_iramvkf wrote
I bet he killed those kids in Thailand too. Evil bastard
bent_peepee t1_irasbft wrote
errrghhmgmCHEMTRAILSrrhgmmmmGUBMINT
Old-Bedroom8464 t1_irax98w wrote
"Alex, I'll take 'Ways your trial is going to turn out' for $500"
Heavnly19 t1_irb5fsq wrote
It makes me feel all warm and cozy!
Unfair_Isopod534 t1_irbw34e wrote
No, he is bankrupt/s
StickiStickman t1_ircqcyx wrote
In what world are you living in? Do you have any idea how any of this works?
Absolutely nothing is going to happen.
auntiemaury t1_ircuhdf wrote
The only reason I'd be happy to drive thru Waterbury would be to pass the jail and wave
adam_west_ t1_ir8pjrm wrote
Shitstain