Unharmful_Truths t1_itzk6xm wrote on October 27, 2022 at 1:40 PM

"without incidents"

*aside from hurling gas-filled cannisters into the home.

AdHistorical7107 OP t1_itzke2g wrote on October 27, 2022 at 1:41 PM

I did find that part kind of funny lol

Unharmful_Truths t1_itzqbo4 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 2:23 PM

Just another calm, regular night on [street]

AdHistorical7107 OP t1_iu2asg4 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 12:52 AM

Punk deserved it! If he did get out, I hope that stench stays for a very long time lol.

Unharmful_Truths t1_iu404tf wrote on October 28, 2022 at 11:54 AM

Here's how you punish someone: it's say... April. You go to the store and buy sour cream or cottage cheese or tapioca pudding, whatever. Something with dairy that will spoil. You go outside in your yard and you put the container inside a bucket and just leave it there. All summer. I mean until the weather breaks and it's almost winter. Then you go to their house and (I did it to a car) you cover your nose, open it up, open a window and hurl the contents into the car. That smell will never, ever come out.

AdHistorical7107 OP t1_iu40ku7 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 11:58 AM

Someone's getting ready for mischief night lol.

I put a stink bomb in someone's grill once in summer. He couldn't use a.c for a week, in a heatwave

Unharmful_Truths t1_iu41qgr wrote on October 28, 2022 at 12:09 PM

That is AWESOME. I feel like we would get along. I am in my 40s and confused as to why no one wants to be very quietly and patiently maniacal with me. I never was able to obtain an actual stink bomb. I just did horrible, horrible things in high school and somehow got away with all of it and never, ever got in serious trouble!

I had 134 tardies out of our 160 days of school. They called me into the headmaster's office to reprimand me. And I said, "you know, if you had any sort of punishment system for tardies I wouldn't be late." So the following year they actually had rules about tardiness and how it would affect you (we didn't have detention or anything). The year they made a policy with punishments I had 0/160.

AdHistorical7107 OP t1_iu50atd wrote on October 28, 2022 at 4:23 PM

You remind me of huey Lewis and the news. Hip to be square! Lol

Unharmful_Truths t1_iu5e2q8 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 5:54 PM

I listened to an episode of WTF (dislike Maron but enjoy him as an interviewer) with Huey Lewis and it was WILD. He was apparently going to become an engineer and had a full ride to MIT and was basically a genius but his parents were hippies and DEMANDED that he travel the world with no money for 1 year before entering college. While in Morocco he was broke, doing drugs and playing harmonica on the street for money when he decided to be a musician instead.