jon_hendry t1_jdiuu1j wrote on March 24, 2023 at 6:27 PM

Reply to comment by 860glass in Typical Connecticut Attractions by nickrac

It’s not the gators you need to worry about.

lost_in_connecticut t1_jdiwfw4 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 6:37 PM

It’s the skunk apes, isn’t it?

Edit: from swamp apes to skunk apes because apparently I have Florida brain this afternoon.

[deleted] t1_jdj10d3 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 7:07 PM

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lost_in_connecticut t1_jdj19l8 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 7:08 PM

Yes thank you. Fixed it.

wydellasaurus t1_jdix4fx wrote on March 24, 2023 at 6:42 PM

Are you talking about the humans that live there?

yskoty t1_jdj04gs wrote on March 24, 2023 at 7:01 PM

They are even worse.

And half of them live up here in the summer.

strippersandcocaine t1_jdk1d53 wrote on March 24, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Oh you’ve met my parents?

Miles_vel_Day t1_jdjobmh wrote on March 24, 2023 at 9:42 PM

Skunk apes, gators, forget it - it's those invasive Burmese pythons that people got as pets and threw out when they got too big for their terrariums. That's what'll get ya.

Oh yeah, and the humans. Florida Man is the most dangerous game.

not_chris-hansen t1_jdks9pd wrote on March 25, 2023 at 2:47 AM

Florida man has entered the chat.