Lol, I'm a straight chick.

I get that if you're someone who not only clearly has a hard time getting laid but who is also fairly immature and lacks critical thinking skills as well as any semblance of empathy and decency, a situation like this might seem potentially appealing, but you might want to rethink siding with a sexual predator. Can't really think of any reason why someone would want to defend one, unless they were one themselves.